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The Superbowl is a big deal. Advertisers spend $4.5 million for a 30 second time slot, people shell out a minimum $6,000 for a ticket, and Katy Perry is playing at half time. Total spending on new TVs, athletic gear, decorations, and game day food — the most common expense — is expected to reach $14.3 billion.

Wow.

So for gentlemen, it’s a time to hang out with your buddies, eat some greasy chicken wings and yell at the TV (and one another) for 3 hours. But for ladies, well, it’s a time for you to pretend you know what’s going on and cheer when everyone else starts cheering.

“GO home team!”

Some Superbowl Tips:

Educate yourself on who’s playing! The Seattle Seahawks (Home) are playing the New England Patriots (Away).
Learn basic terms! Offense, Defense, Special Teams, Touchdown, Field Goal, Sack, Interception.
Prepare to eat unhealthy for the day. Acceptable food: Wings, Nachos, Burgers ; Unacceptable food: Quinoa, Salad and Kale.
Act like you just won the lottery if your significant others’ team won!
Act like someone just died if your significant others’ team lost.
Most importantly: Don’t change the channel. Set your PVR’s in advance ladies, because once the game starts, nothing else in the world matters.

And just remember, both quarterbacks are hunks.

Russell Wilson, Quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks.
Tom Brady, Quarterback for the New England Patriots.

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